Kaithar. Early 1985 model of Human.
Also marketed as Nazca in some regions.
Features include:
Interesting humour and strange like of puns.
Enhanced sleep mode.
Provides for rapid development of obscure interests.
Randomly performs minor miracles for no clearly identified reason. We think this is a good thing.
Likes cats
Precautions should be taken to not expose the unit to sprouts or onions as disapproving glares may ensue. Please consult the operator's manual for compatibility with other vegetables.
Operational activity levels can be increased through the input of shiny objects and/or things that have flashy LEDs on them. Care should be taken not to exceed safe levels of such peripherals as decreasing verbosity may prove difficult.
Warning: May create strange documentation when bored. This may or may not be helpful.